Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You brought string cheese to the strip club
and you fell through a lawn chair
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