i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
i think i just lost a toe
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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