Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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