It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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