Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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