i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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