I feel great
I just peed on a car
i came on her dog
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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