halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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