You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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