My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
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In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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