ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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