gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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