Are we in a gay sports bar?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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