Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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