I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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