I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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