This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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