I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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