i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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