Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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