direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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