hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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