He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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