Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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