I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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