is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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