oh god the rape fog is back!
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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