i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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