I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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