They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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