Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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