Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Who died my cat blue again?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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