this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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