i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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