I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
COCAINE IS GR8
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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