If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
How does one acquire holy water?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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