Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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