Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It's just like the Real World with babies
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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