Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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