what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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