Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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