If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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