Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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