Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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