So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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