When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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