And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Naked Twister starts at high noon
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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