You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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