Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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