Nicole vs. Life
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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