Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.