Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He kissed a someone with a penis
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?