Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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