nut hugger
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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