I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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