hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
If I die, sorry about rent.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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