Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
organizing the empties. That sober.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
