how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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