Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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