u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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