dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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