i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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