He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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